9 men posted for another adventuresome Q at the Keg that YHC occasionally breaks out to change things up at the Keg. 3 men split off after the warm-up to go get their rucking fix for the Pathfinder challenge.
Gloom observations: No Brown Shorts. He’s downrange vacationing. Convenient timing. Quickie goes out deploying sandbags for his gang of retards…..correction, #Rucktards. Windy, very windy. Made putting out the chemlights a little challenging to keep them in sight, yet not fall to the ground. @TinyDancer needs a haircut desperately. YHC threatened to hold him down and give him a trim with a K-Bar. @Boomhauer needs to switch back to filtered cigarretes #hackedupalung. You can always tell if @Discharge is posting about 5 minutes before he actually arrives #needsAmuffler.
20 mericans in cadence
20 windmills in cadence
30 LBCs in cadence
no SSH today #againstTheflow
Bye Bye Ruck Rejects
10 chemlights were placed strategically all over the campus in various locations either on the run route or at work-out stations. Count off by 2s. Team 1 and 2 compete against each other with a 10 burpee penalty for each chemlight brought back by the other team within the 5 minute time limit.
Team 1- Boomhauer, Keystone, and Tiny Dancer 6 chemlights recovered
Team 2 -SEAL, Discharge, T-bag 3 chemlights recovered
One chem light was brought in too late to count by Discharge.
Cash in your burpess. 60 each for Team 2. #WeSuck
Next Event – Jacobs Ladder on Merlot drive (Marathons driveway has a nasty hill).
7 mericans at the top, 7 burpees at the base.
We were blessed with a #Dryheave from our gagging infectious hardcore chin-nificent Boomhauer. This is flattery in it’s highest form for a Q.
Reverse LBCs to tidy things up at the end. Jailbreak to flag. Discharge takes top Honors, with Keystone on his heels.
Mary – all 8 minutes worth today
Ruckers rejoin the group
Peoples choice: Heels to heaven, Flutterkicks, Dying cockroach, American Hammers
Races: Hartwell Dam 5k, mention of the Knock on Wood and Run Forrest Run (May???)
Prayers and Praises:
Quickies sister. Boomhauer’s dinner with 2.0. families/victims Parkland FL, T-bags family,
Always a pleasure gentlemen. Until next time….