The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Heaving

Two shovel flags were planted, and 26 men (two FNGs) made their Saturday DownPAINment with a visiting Q.

The Thang

  • 30 x SSH
  • 30 x Slow squats
  • 20 x Merkins
  • Four corners on the field — OYO sets of 10 x 4 at each corner. Sets of: burpees, knee-ups, and squats.
  • Modified Jacob’s ladder with bear crawls up and Jack Webbs at top. To 7. #crowdpleaser
  • The escalator — 10 burpees, 20 jump-ups, 30 merkins, 40 squats, 50 lunge walks, sprint around pond. Repeato x 3. #crowdpleaser
  • Karaoke back to patio.
  • 10 hip-slappers, 20 dips. Repeat.
  • Mary: low flutter, dolly, heels to heaven, Freddy Mercury, Rosalita, LBC
  • CoT

Spreadsheets

  • Two FNGs showed up with Murdock and got a little surprise — a different Q. Thanks to these two and all for hosting me.
  • Tclaps to Baby Seal and Earp, both aged 15, who hung the entire workout. Earp even Larry Bird’ed early a few times.
  • The first crowd pleaser was the four corners… guys got their heart rates up quick, especially since 1D thinks a regular burpee = a crossfit burpee. The second pleaser, aka the escalator, got guys to almost merlot. The final patio set got guys actually calling out. Excellent.
  • YHC got to see first hand the “hashtag” callouts of 1 Direction… but he took the cake with his Sound of Music reference as we took the hill for 6MOM. I think he may have had one too many burpees.
  • A shovel flag fell. Burpees were administered on the spot for the offender. YHC and Iceman assisted while the PAX planked.
  • Coffeeteria in South Carolina is no joke. Last week, the Columbia PAX welcomed us to Lizard’s Thicket. Today, it was Greenfield’s in Greenville. Over 20 at each. Solid 2nd F.
  • Definite improvement in fitness level over the last six months. Great to see guys losing the weight and gaining the 3 Fs.

Broken Records

Once again, another record setting performance by the PAX.

38, yep you read that right, 38 faithfully faced the gloom….oh, who are we kidding?  It was beautiful this morning at a very comfortable, 64* #nogloom

Warmup

-Merkins x15
-Imperial Walkers x30
-Side Straddle Hops x20
-LBC’s x15
Mosey
Main Event
Group 1 – Run around Fluor Field
Group 2 – 4 tier at the falls
-Burpees x5
-Merkins x10
-Fairy Jacks x15
-Dips x20
Repeato until group 1 gets back, then switch.
Beatdown Continues – Brick Building
 
-People’s Chair in cadence to 15
-Burpees x10
Repeato
Mary
 
In&Outs – EC specialty
6″
Flutters
Bicycles
COT & Ball of Man
Announcements:
  • 1st annual F3 Hangar Party is THIS Saturday, 5-9 pm at the Greenville Downtown Airport.  Hangar 5
  • BigBang next Tuesday at Mauldin Elementary.  Nippler has the Q.  Be thinking about a name.
  • Great to have O’Tannenbaum out this morning #needlelesstree
  • 1D was called out for all of the hashtag speak. #getusedtoit
  • for the record, group 2 completed 3 SETS of 4 Tier #winner
-Pledge

 

Free WiFi

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36 with 3 FNG’s

Warm up:
IW x 20
SSH x 25
LBC x 25

Loop around PC with 3 stops for 5 Burpees at each. Repeat

Mosey to top level of garage for Dora 123
Partner up – one runs while other does exercise
Merkins x 100 SC
LBC x 200 SC
Sumo squats x 300 SC
Plank up in between while group finishes each exercise

Hootie lead MOM
Russian Twist
Raising from Grave
Flutter

Mosey back to PC for COT

Announcements:
Hanger Party this Saturday, the 17th, 5-9 pm. Everyone welcome.
BRR. Still need another driver for Van #2
REI Run tomorrow @ 5:30
8/20 launch for Woodruff Rd workout. Location Maudlin Elementary

Thanks!!

Latka's Last , er First Stand

The Thang: QuickStart with a Tajh Boyd (10 burpees OYO), SSH x20.

Two lines for Indian Run down to Verdae Blvd, lunge walk for a bit, back to regular Indian Run, back up to the wall of pain.

Balls to the wall, Plankorama, People’s Chair, Jack Webb up to 6 and 24.

Mosey to the track for some Catch Me If You Can, with 5 Jump/Knee-tucks every time your partner tags you.

Crab-walk, karaoke down to the pond. Partner 1: dips and sumo squats, while Partner 2 takes a lap around the pond. Rinse, repeat.

Top of the steps for South Kakalaky Railroad, in two groups. Leg throw-downs x15, rinse, repeat. Modified Jacob’s Ladder, Merkins and Burpees, up to 4. Swipers x15.

Mosey to the shovel flag for 6 Minutes of Mary, led by Pledge: Flutter x25, bicycle x10, Russian Twist x25, imperial squawker x15, Mountain Climbers x15.

One D decided we hadn’t run enough, so mosey to the parking lot for some last-second suicides. #plank you very much

Naked Moleskin:

  • 34 pax showed up for Latka’s Virgin Q. All seemed to be pleased/smoked.
  • Lots of FNGs and lots of 2.0s out there today. Great to see all the new faces.
  • Good luck to Gazelle as he starts his college experience at Clemson next week. It will be the best 6 years of your life.
  • Big Bang for Five Forks workout coming soon.
  • Reminder to sign up for the Hangar Party next Sat, 8/17. A good time will be had by all.

Latka, out.

Shovel Tree?

26 Men planted 2 Shovel Trees…er…Shovel Flags and got down to business
wtf cat
The Thang:

Warm up

SSH x30
Merkins x15
IW x25

Mosey to the rail by the river
Narrow supine pull-up x10
Stop motion squat jump x10
repeato x3

Mosey to Bowater parking deck
Backwards run up each ramp
Perform exercise at each landing
Burpees x5
At the next level add – merkins x10
At the next level add – one legged dead lifts x16 (8 ea leg)
AT the next level add – mtn climbers x20

Once at the top of the deck
Group 1 runs length of the deck while group 2 does people’s air presses, flapjack, repeato

Circle up for duck duck goose
PAX does various core exercises while each person runs around the outside of the circle
Group 1 – exercise determined by the smaller group
Group 2 – exercise determined by the smaller group

Lunge walk back down the deck ramps repeating exercises (that were done on the way up) at each landing
Audibled to end the lunge walks early because we were running short on time.

Mosey back to PC for 6MOM
45* LBC
Rosalita w/ LBC
Windshield wiper (stop motion)

COT

Naked Moleskin
– Great work by the PAX. What happened to LinkedIn? He started but wasn’t there at COT? #lifo #houdini’sAssistant
– So I found out, via the GO Magazine article, that we’ve been calling one of our main F3 symbols by the wrong name. It’s not a “Shovel Flag”, it’s a “Shovel Tree”. #ornot
– From the “if you can’t do it, don’t Q it” department, YHC audibled from the lunge walk down the ramp (after the first set). Partly due to time but partly cause that was a #smoker

Announcements
– F3 Hangar Party – scheduled for 8/17/13 at the GVL Downtown Airport. Make sure you let me know (if you haven’t already) if you plan to attend as well as how many in your party. Payment details are forthcoming but it will be catered by Salsarita’s (taco bar) and $7.50 per person.
– Mystery Q will lead us at Legacy on 8/17
– As we are on the cusp of expansion, we need more guys to step up and Q. Be thinking about this and let YHC or One Direction know when you’re ready.

See ya in the gloom

Iceman

Soggy Committed Rabbits

16 DRY, Warm brethren ignored the Monsoon Warnings and risked it all in the soaking WET gloom.

Warmup:
Merkins 15x
20x LBC (er auditable to 15, laughing too hard)
Imperial Walker 25x
SSH 25x

Mosey to Grace Church Downtown steps:
Pair up into groups of two with partner one running the steps twice (up/down 1, rinse and repeat).
Partner #2 would be completing the below exercises:
* Jacque Cousteau
* Merkins
* Air Lunges
* Merkinjacks
Rinse and Repeat

Remain in groups of 2:
Partner 1 has the option of doing 15 burpees or running up to Washington Street and back
Partner 2 does Joe Hendrix up the stairs while partner 1 is running.

Mosey down to Broad Street for a relay race….er scratch too much chatter, run back to PC.

Hand the Q over to Paparazz-ski
Flutter 15x
Back scratcher 15x
Rise from the grave 15x

Dips 10x
Derkins 10x
Rinse and repeat 2x

COT

MOLESKIN

  • You know it’s gonna be fun when you are soaked before you even circle up! #iamtaking thisshirtoff
  • what starting off sucking pretty bad, ended up possibly being one of our best workouts.
  • welcome to FNG Dwayne (Gymboree) – He owns the local Playnation franchise
  • HDHH Wednesday – Carolina Ale House on Woodruff, 5:15. Others will be heading to Maverick’s Hangar to plan the August 17th Party.
  • Next workout is Thursday 05:30. Iceman has the Q.

 

 

Shirts Optional!

26 fought the urge to fartsack so that they could witness, what can only be called, the coming out party for EC and Pledge!

Warmup
-Imperial squalkers x20
-Side straddle hops x20

Sandbox
-circle plank walk w/ push-ups once around
-wheel barrel forwards and back

Playground
-side straddle squats until finished
-dips x15

Baseball -Double Header
-10 burpees
-15 squat jumps
-20 merkins
-25 mountain climbers

Normandy
-Plank at top
-Derkins x10
-Derkin down spiderman
-Elbow planks

Semi-Catch me if you can with wall jumps and wall sits

Bear crawl to center of field
Jack Webb’s to 6

Dolly’s in the field

Sandbox 2.0
Lunges back and forth w/ merkins while you wait

Circle up
-20 side straddle squats
-1 burpee
-15 Imperial squalkers

Mary
4x half circle in cadence
-6″
-flutter
-rosalitas
-LBC’s

MOLESKIN:

-Amazing rookie performance by both, EC and Pledge.  That kid aint no normal 23 YO!

-We lifted Scoop’s Dad up in prayer as he fights ALS and gave praise that their adoption process is progressing.

-We need a 12th Man for the BRR.  Final rosters are due on the 6th.  TBC is 95% committed so stay tuned.

-Awesome job by the 7 FNGs, especially Baby Seal.  Very strong, young padawan!

-The 1st Annual F3 Hangar Party is in final staging.  Stay tuned to this channel and the email chain for details.  Be prepared to BYOB and a desert dish.

-We continue to work towards taking all shirts OFF.  Boy, got a lot of work to do there!  EC, you might want to put a shirt ON!

-As it was determined that the fallen flag on Thursday landed on the Bars and not the Stars, One Direction DID submit his 13 extra burpees at Coffeteria, on the sidewalk, with witnesses.

-Next workout is Tuesday, 05:30, Peace Center.  Bartman has the Q.

 

Aye!

Half Birthday

Two flags were planted (and not that stubborn mini flag from the #BigBang,either) and 30 men and 1 man-in-training, rolled into the gloom.  Three FNGs for those scoring at home.

WARM UP

  • Split into teams of 4 max.
  • Mosey across the 4 lane, each team grab a plate and a sandbag.
  • Mosey to deck.

THANG

  • Partner 1:  Hairburner
  • Partner 2, 3 (and 4):  10 merkins, catch Partner 1.
  • Rinse and repeat up each of 3.5 levels

COP

  • SSH x 20
  • Low, slow squat jump x 10
  • I Walkers x 15
  • Low-slow merkins x 10
  • Monkey Humpers x 15

Regroup for Sand Bag Relays

  • Partner 1:  Sand bag down a level and back up
  • Partner 2, 3 (4):  Various exercises:  dolly, mountain climbers, LBCs, and something else
  • Partner 1:  Sand bag squat to overhead press
  • Partner 2, 3, (4):  Fast mosey down a level and back up

Circle up for Mary

  • One-legged flutter x 10
  • Other-legged flutter x 10
  • Stop motion flutter x 10
  • One-legged dolly x 10
  • Other-legged dolly x 10
  • Stop motion dolly x 10

What goes up, must come down….

  • Partner 1:  Hairburner down a level
  • Partner 2, 3 (and 4):  10 merkins, catch Partner 1.
  • Rinse and repeat down each of 3.5 levels

Mosey back to COT

MOLESKIN

  • #SwampRabbit was born on 02-02-13–six months ago tomorrow.  Of the 11 Greenville guys that were at the #BigBang, 7 were there today.  That’s strong.  T-Claps.
  • I make no apology for my love of the plates.  I hide them in the grass or leave them in the car so the A51 pax don’t drive away.  They love them, too, but in a different sort of way.  And like burpees, no matter how many you do, they never get easier.  I was this close to bringing them in February, but better judgment prevailed.  No kid gloves today, though, and the Pax muscled through it like champs.  And having been arse up pushing a plate many times myself, I will say that parking deck was stickier than your basic asphalt parking lot.  They are hard, but not usually THAT hard.  T-Claps.
  • EC skipped the formalities and went the full Chippendale straight from the Fartsack.  Just showed up shirtless, like he was late for a gig at a bachelorette party.  “Look at your man.  Look at me.  I am on a horse.”
  • Thirty six year spread in our FNGs today.  Welcome to FNG Stimpy. (STEEM-PEE); 14 year-old FNG Snooka (a butterfly specialist, “superfly”,); and Piggy Bank (50–RESPECT) who sported the denim shorts with about 8 dollars of change in the pocket. We know that because he sounded like a reindeer when he ran, and he had to pick up about 6 dollars of it after Mary. He was apparently minding his own business as a #SadClown walker one morning when he got a flying EH from one of the Pax.  Showed up today with a car payment in change in his left front.  Great effort, PB.  Come back.
  • We returned to COT to observe a Level 10 Shovel Flag Infraction–Fallen Flag.  The A51 rule is 1 burpee for every star that hits the deck (maybe not so much a rule, as an expectation).  1 Direction is now 50 burpees in arrears.  Remit at your next workout.
  • Thanks, guys for allowing me to lead.  Looking forward to seeing continued growth in the region.  If you’ve been coming regularly for two months, you’re ready to lead, even if you think you aren’t.  I hear the #hatehates, Pledge and Electric City, stepped up to lead Saturday.  It’s now on the internet, so it’s true.

 

Girl Power!

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29, yes 29 brothers, gathered in the cooler, morning gloom for a record setting pounding.

 

THE THANG:

Warmup, er NO!

Payton Manning right out of the gate (18 burpees on your own)

Count off by twos and split up for group 1 and group 2.  Mosey down Main St towards Bowater Garage.

Brief Plank-o-rama

Group 1, led by Bartman, take off for a glorious run around Fluor Field.  Have fun!

Group 2 with 1D into the garage for a Modified Jacob’s Ladder

  • 1 Burpee at the bottom, 1 Burpee at the middle and Burpee ladder to 7 at the top of the ramp.
  • Repeat with the 1 & 1 at the middle and bottom on the way down.  I wonder how Group 1 is doing?
  • Plank up when finished

Swiiiitch!  Group 2 takes off on their run with WiFi and Group 1 into the Garage with 1D for the same Jacob’s ladder.  Yes,YHC did it twice.  Smoked!!

Mosey under Main St, up the stairs to Main St.  Perfect timing as Group 2 returned.

Form two lines for a Leg Crush:

  • 4C Squat (with a side squat in the middle) x 14
  • 4C Calf Raise x 10
  • 4C Squat x 10
  • 4C Calf Raise x 10
  • 4C Squat x 16
  • 4C Calf Raise x 16

Mosey back to PC for 6 MOM (EC has the Q)

  • Russian Twist x 25
  • LBCs x 25
  • Windshield Wipers (This was for Hootie)

COT

  • This was an awesome morning with 29 Brothers!  Welcome for the 5 Ladies, er FNGs.  Do not mistake theirs new names for their effort.  Very strong with a 56 YO and a 57 YO.  Coach, we missed you, and you now have company!  You three inspire us ALL!
  • Obviously, Name-o-Rama had a theme today.  In fact, very good chance that TBC will be renamed Mary Kate, as his twin sister, er Brother, Jason, is one half of the Olsen Twin Dynamic Duo
  • We split the group in half to better manage the mayhem.  I think it worked out just fine.  How are those legs doing?
  • HDHH is Wednesday at 5:15 pm at The Ale House on Woodruff Rd.
  • Next Workout is Thursday with a Mystery Q.  Do Not miss this one and get some sleep on Wednesday.  Bring an FNG
  • 1st Annual F3 Hangar Party is scheduled for August 17th at The Downtown Executive Airport.  Details to follow

Aye!

#PreBlast — F3 in Irmo, SC to Launch THIS SATURDAY

A new bootcamp workout in the F3 Columbia family will launch in Irmo, SC on August 3rd, 2013. We will meet at Seven Oaks Park (on Leisure Lane off St. Andrews Rd.) at 6:50am on that Saturday. The workout will begin promptly at 7:00am, end at 8:00am, and in F3 tradition conclude with a brief “Circle of Trust.” Those who wish are invited to Lizard’s Thicket for breakfast/coffee following the workout.

All men — regardless of age or physical condition — are encouraged to attend. This workout is completely free of charge and no additional equipment is required although a pair of gloves is recommended, mainly for gripping. (Lowe’s sells a blue and gray latex-dipped gardening glove that is perfect, and inexpensive).

F3 is a network of free, participant-led workouts for men that take place almost exclusively outdoors and in the early morning hours.

F3 (our three Fs stand for Fitness, Fellowship and Faith) traces its roots to a free, participant-led boot camp workout held on Saturday mornings at a Charlotte, N.C., park since 2006. The leaders of F3 launched their first Saturday workout on 1/1/11, on the campus of A.G. Middle School in Charlotte.

Our mission is to plant, grow and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration of male community leadership.

For more information about THIS workout, please contact F3Columbia@gmail.com, F3 Columbia on Facebook, or @F3Columbia on Twitter.

For more formation about F3, please visit http://f3nation.com/ or @F3Nation on Twitter.

A video “This Is F3″ can be found here: http://f3nation.com/about-us/.

WIS-TV recently did a story on F3. It can be viewed here: http://f3nation.com/2013/07/17/f3-columbia-story-on-wis-tv/

Grab a friend, tell your neighbors, and we hope to see you in Irmo on August 3rd!