- Workout Date - 12/21/2017
- Q In Charge - Benign
- The PAX - Sammy, Ron Swanson, Strange Brew, Gymboree (respect!), Dr. Phil, Flo (respect!), Fred, Commodore (double respect!), Sticky Willie, Roo (respect!), Band-Aid (kotters!), Road Trip, Pet Stain, Church Lady (respect!), YHC
- AO - Golden Strip
Our brother Affordable Care Act (ACA) was originally scheduled to Q today, but he still has not birthed his 4 mm kidney stone, so YHC was happy to serve as an inferior substitute Q. 15 PAX joined in the fun.
There is apparently a Christmas play or movie or something else that women watch called Sound of Music in which some lady sings about a few of her favorite things. In that spirit, YHC wanted to introduce the PAX to some of his favorite things (not those things, ya jerk!). It soon became apparent, however, that he was joking. Instead, the workout was filled with a lot of YHC’s least favorite things. Read on and you’ll see…
Conditions: 48 degrees, gloomy
Mission: The mission of F3 is to plant, grow, and serve men’s small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.
Disclaimer: I have no idea what I am doing
Imperial walkers x 25 IC
SSH x 30 IC
Merkins x 15 IC
Mosey to the running track south of the school for an escalator/de-escalator.
10 BBSUs, run a lap.
10 BBSUs, 20 merkins, run a lap.
10 BBSUs, 20 merkins, 30 squats, run a lap.
Same as round 2.
Same as round 3.
Mosey to the back of the school. Half of the PAX grab some wall and do a wall sit for 1 minute while the other half do dips AMRAP on the benches. Flapjack for round 2.
Mosey to Nippler’s Hill for 7s. Burpees on the top AND the bottom. What fun!
Line up beside Nippler’s Hill in 3 groups (group 1 is age 50+; group 2 is age 40-49; group 3 is for the young bucks). With ~5 seconds between starting each group, haul ass up the hill to the stop sign. Do NOT get caught by the group behind you.
Mosey back to the flag for Mary.
Flutters x 40 IC
Hold 6 inches, 90 degrees, 45 degrees, and 6 inches
Xs/Os x 10 IC
Hold X and O a few times
Captain Thor (1:4 ratio BBSUs to American Hammers) up to 6:24
Circle of trust:
-F3 Swamp Rabbit Christmas Party at 6:30 PM TONIGHT
-Andrew Brunson (Christian missionary falsely imprisoned in Turkey).
-ACA and his kidney stone.