The Dangler 2017 Pre-Blast

  • Workout Date - 02/04/2017
  • Q In Charge - Not Half-moon outQUITTERS
  • The PAX - All Skeet Skeet
  • AO -

From the group that brought you the #Deuceable10K, we’d like to introDEUCE you to the Drifter’s replacement, THE DANGLER 6K.  Why Dangler?  Because The Stage Five Clinger or The Stubborn Piece of Corn wouldn’t fit on a shirt.

The Drifter organizers gave little notice and a piss poor explanation for cancelling the beloved event.  No more selfies for socks, botched times, or soccer moms winning all the free North Facial schwag.  Rather than wallow in self titty, the Grundle brothers decided to taint action and presented an alternative concept to the executive committee.  Below is the result of our 4 minute strategic planning session.

The Detaints:

Saturday, February 4th at 8:03AM

Conestee Park 840 Mauldin Rd, Greenville, SC 29607

Format: Every man for herself, with EFFORT STATIONS ™

If you’re wondering if there will be a cool shirt, the answer is absolutely.  Because we have so much eye candy in the Swamp Rabbit network, we quickly identified the face of The Dangler and are wrapping up final design of the logo.  We are going to have high performance hooded long sleeve t-shirt (by Next Level) as seen here with the cost being around $18.  We will send out detaints for ordering along with the color scheme & logo as soon as it is approved.

Get it on your calendar


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