I Must Break You…Benign #Collusion # Fake News

  • Workout Date - 06/25/2019
  • Q In Charge - RoadTrip
  • The PAX - LT Dangle, Punchlist, Cockpit, Whisper (R), Cheese Steak (Rx2), Swamp Guinea, Handrail, Church Lady (R), RoadTrip
  • AO - Pitchfork

YHC answered a PineTar Q distress call as Benign was assembling a patriotic platoon of PAX for a stars and stripes beat down on the beaches of Golden Strip.  However, YHC fought the collusion enlisted 9 PAX in to the RT Army at Camp Pitchfork for an upper body stress test that made Ivan Drago jealous.  PeekABoo stayed behind to ensure enemy forces were kept at bay. Oh, and it just happens to be YHC’s 3 year F3versary, so a solo prerun was in order to preplan my weinke thoughts.

MISSION & DISCLAIMER – Still not a professional

CONDITIONS – 66 degrees but humid and moist

WARMUPS

  • SSH x 16 IC
  • Mt Climbers x 16 IC
  • Merkins x 16 IC

Mosey to PF HQ, or the benches in the front of the school.

TITLE BOUT

Will consist of a set number of reps of an exercise in 1 minute for 8 minutes.  The faster you finish, the longer your rest.  After 8 minutes, you get 1 minute or rest.  Music had technical difficulties, probably Benign’s new Bluetooth jamming software.  But that’s OK, you know the words so sing in your head.  Besides Cheese Steak doesn’t like Metallica anyway.

  • 8 Burpees per minute for 8 minutes
  • 1 min rest
  • 25 curb merkins per min for 8 minutes (alternating incline, left hand on curb, decline, right  hand on curb)
  • 1 min rest

Urban has left the conversation

  • 1 – 100 yd sprint and return jog per min for 8 minutes
  • 1 min rest
  • 25 dips per min for 8 minutes
  • 1 min rest

FINAL BELL

  • 30 LBCs per min for 4 min (alternating LBCs, Reverse LBCs)

ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • Mac still looking for BRR weirdo’s
  • Cheese Steak took three attempts to lift his arm to change the radio
  • All automatic cash machines have been replaced by Vinmo

PRAYERS / PRAISES

  • Punchlist’s employee who was killed on a jobsite.  Wife and kids at home in Mexico
  • The family of Trooper Cannon who succumbed to suicide
  • Pricilla’s 2.0’s surgery

NM

In June 2016, I was at a crossroads with my personal fitness.  I had been a “runner” for many years, but I could never improve my times or distances.  I was maxed out at 3-4 miles, I couldn’t drop those few pounds I desperately wanted to drop and I developed a hatred for running.  I was frustrated and bored, so I started looking for something different, challenging and fun.  I was set to join 9 Round, when I heard about this group called F3.  I researched it and while it seemed a little cult-ish (which I have confirmed), it reminded me of The Citadel…working hard together, pushing out of my comfort zone, encouraging each other and bonding friendships in the process.

I reached out to an old childhood friend who I had not seen since he moved away in elementary school, Jason Silverstein (F3 AP).  He is on the F3 Board and has been instrumental establishing AO’s in Charlotte, Greenville, Dallas and Seattle.  He put me in touch with his high school friend, F3 Iceman, who encouraged me to give it a try.  And on June 25, 2016, I found myself at PitchFork at 0530 for an ATM led beat down (yea, do remember that guy?)  It was hard.  It was tough and I had never pushed myself so hard.  I was exhausted and sore for days, but I came back for more.  Soon, I found my self forging friendships with the young and old,  errr, seasoned.  F3 filled a void I didn’t know I had and now I’m in the best shape of my adult life because of them…because of you.

Since that day 3 years ago, I have dropped 20 lbs, surpassed my 3-4 mile run limit, completed a GoRuck Tough, the Palmetto 200 (twice), a 1/2 marathon, an upcoming 50k in November and made many new friends in the process(most of which no longer come to F3….you know who you are).

Pleasure to lead,
RT out

 

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