Farce or Fact?

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  • Workout Date - 01/23/2016
  • Q In Charge - SEAL
  • The PAX - You had to be there
  • AO -

“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?… Yeah… Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.”  – Uncle Rico

If only…..   If only you had posted at the most brutal of all AO’s.  #Powderkeg. Then you would have the best war story ever. Ever!

One. I say one! Solitary PAX posted at the Keg for the mother of all work-outs.

Gloom observations: Total blizzard, pure white out, ice boogers, Old glory actually froze to the shovel handle, lost my F-150 in a snow-drift.

Warm-up:

Strapped on snowshoes and ran 4 laps around the AO in 3 minutes flat. While dragging downed trees from path. Uphill.

The thang:    

Dug a trench up to shed and found the block pile. 21 guns is for wussies. 44 guns is more like it. 8″ block in each hand.

4 more laps.

Ditched the snowshoes.

Climbed up the side of the church where a solid slab of ice had formed from the storm slamming into it. Crab walk back down…. Hooah!

Mosey down to the pond. Cut hole in the ice and went for swim. True Jacobs ladder. Sink to the bottom. 1 Burpee, come back up. Rinse and repeat to 7. Aye!

Foot went numb from cold. Amputated it. Who the hell needs two of everything anyway? FIDO.

Merkins and Mary. 50 merkins. 50 big boys. Rinse and repeat x3

Mosey around AO. Jumped a grizzly bear on final lap. Ran it down and rode it back to the shovel flag. EH’d “sad bear” into coming back next week.

COT/BOM:

Welcome to our new 4 legged brother “Koala”

We joked about all the other men that #fartsacked. Good times.

 

 

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