A Statistical Analysis of the Clemson Tigers

  • Workout Date - 01/06/2016
  • Q In Charge - Zoila
  • The PAX - Katina, Stewie, Soup (WD), SatisFRY (WB), Grim Reaper, Zoila (YHC)
  • AO -


The VSF was planted and 6 faithful mentally and physically prepared themselves for a cross-country trip to compete for the national championship.

The Conditions: Freezing.  25 degrees Fahrenheit, clear, 45% humidity.  “Feels like” 16 degrees.

The Thang: There was a definitive theme today…the Clemson Football Tigers.

4 Burpees for #4 Deshaun Watson

9 Merkins for #9 Wayne Gallman

16 Squats for #16 Jordan Leggett.

Mosey.  West on Winyah Street, right on Faris, right on Augusta.  Stop at corner of Augusta and Conestee.

3 Merkins for #3 Artavis Scott

2 Diamond Merkins for #2 Mackensie Alexander

1 Werkin for #1 Jayron Kearse

TRIVIA: How many returning starters from last season does Clemson feature on the lines?  Correct answer is 0.  Now do the amount of burpees that you answered for being wrong.

Mosey up Conestee.  Stop at the dead end.

10 Lunges for #10 Ben Boulware

13 Squats for #13 Hunter Renfrow

19 LBCs for #19 Charone Peake

Mosey.  North on Conestee, left on Elsie, left on Keowee, right on Grove Valley Way, right on Grove, right on Elsie.  Stop at Elsie and Keowee.  Lungewalk the next block.  Continue moseying.  Right on Aberdeen, right on Augusta.  Stop at the CVS at Augusta/Faris.

19 Heels to Heaven for 19…

81 LBCs for 1981, the year of Clemson’s national title.

15 burpees for the 15 wins that Clemson will be hopefully coming home from Phoenix with…the ‘Cocks in our crowd did 14…

AYG back to the VSF


Ye Olde Moleskine:

Fun running around the ’05 with you animals.  Really great to see Katina post twice this week as an FNG on Monday.  Really good to see Soup and SatisFRY as it had been a while.  Also good chatting with Grim abt our Phoenix plans.

Final mileage ended up being a little less than 3.5 according to my watch.

Prayers: Praise for Stewie’s friend’s daughter no longer needing crutches.  Prayers that Soup’s house in Columbia will sell.  Prayers for family issues.  Prayers for North Korea.

Announcements: DRIFTER.

If anyone wants to get together for a run out in the desert, hit me on twitter at @rmarkmillerjr or email me russelm @ g. clemson.edu

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