3rd Annual Deuceable **PREBLAST**

  • Workout Date - 12/15/2017
  • Q In Charge - Houdini and Hootie
  • The PAX - Everyone
  • AO - Main Thang

2017 Crucible Christmas Party goers:

My how things change in just under a year. Blue has moved on to paying for exercise with the Chodefit crowd, slinging mad weights and high-fiving the bros. Sponge, welp not sure where he escaped to, but rumor on the street is that he liked the Netflix hit series Orange is the New Black so much he swapped out the F3 mudgear for Orangetheory aerobics off Woodruff. The Creepy Uncle has completely run off his partner, probably because he ruined their championship effort in 2016 & possibly “The Knuckler” image posted of his race-day tights.

Regardless of inevitable change in the F3 family, when it’s time for the Deuceable10K nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas Crucible. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since season 1 Episode 12 of Growing Pains when the Seaver family prepares for Christmas & one of Bartman’s patients contemplates suicide by jumping down the Seaver chimney, but is saved.

The Detaints:
Friday, December 15th 2017 at 5:00AM
Cleveland Park, Zoo parking lot
10K (roughly 6 miles, for the layman)
Format: Partner Up, pain stations every mile (or as the #ACES group calls it, EFFORT STATIONS™)

The Duece is loose


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