2016 #Deuceable10K Preblast

  • Workout Date - 12/16/2016
  • Q In Charge - The Cruce Poose
  • The PAX - All skeet skeet
  • AO -

The 2nd Annual Deuceable 10K

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn… the clean, cool chode of the holiday air… an asshole in his under armour, squatting in perfect form by the zoo.  That’s right, the taint has come for the #Cruceable’s holiday potluck, the #Deuceable10K.  This is nacho typical holiday drop in, Aloha will be there again dressed as Santa trading GU packs for hugs.  There will also be a grundle photo op, where you can have your picture taken nestled between the Rundle brothers.   If you dodus want to exercise you’re still welcome to buy event apparel, we break even on this so no race chips or water stations.

The Detaints:

  1. Friday, December 16th 2016 at 5:00AM
  2. Cleveland Park, Zoo parking lot
  3. 10K (roughly 6 miles, for the layman)
  4. Format: Partner Up, pain stations every mile (or as the #ACES group calls it, EFFORT STATIONS ™)

The #Deuceable 10K shirts have a new paint job and are on now on sale.  These are perfect to stuff in your M’s stocking & best worn at the playground surrounded by toddlers and soccer moms.  Per Amelia’s demanding personality, the fabric is Tri-Blend 50% poly 25% rayon 25% cotton.  Our logo will be the same BECAUSE NOTHING CAN TOP NATURE BOY’S HEAD ON AN ANIMALS BODY BIRTHING A MEATLOAF IN CLEVELAND PARK.  You may purchase a short sleeve at $11 and/or a long sleeve at $13.  Please email Hootie shirt size at lack.mike@gmail.com and then submit payment via PayPal to lack.mike@gmail.com  BY FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH so we can get processed and delivered quickly.

The Duece is loose

BYE FELICIA,

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